"...British poet Pam Ayres is famous for her hilarious stories on subjects ranging from the great suet puddings of the fifties, to the poignant Saint Tesco for the nineties. She writes with great wit and perspicacity on the pollution of our beaches, the rigours of the gym and the infernal lure of the National Lottery. With a mixture of poetry, jokes, anecdotes and stories, Pam's stand-up performance is packed with musings on life which continue to strike a chord with audiences of all ages. Sometimes touching, always funny, her poems and stories look at the pathos and trivia of life and often the nostalgic and heartwarming side, too. PAM AYRES was awarded the MBE in the Queen's Birthday Honours of 2004."

Humorous Poetry By British
Comedian Pam Ayres


  1. Wonder Bra

  2. Oh! I Wish I'd Looked After Me Tits!

  3. Like You Would

  4. Heaps Of Stuff

  5. The Dolly On The Dustcart

  6. Little Ditty by Pam Ayres & John Prescott

  7. The Dog Who Didn't Win A Prize

  8. Yes, I'll Marry You

  9. Oh! No! I've Got A Cold!


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