Marvin's Words Of Wisdom!
(This is a side of Marvin that one rarely sees also. Maxine must have been out the day he quoted these chauvinist Words of Wisdom.)
A: When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked Him to forgive me.
B: I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my annual checkup. She told me that I had to quit masturbating. I asked why? She said, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
C: I was walking down the road and saw my Arab neighbor Abdul standing on his fifth floor apartment balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, "What's wrong, Abdul? Won't it start?"
D: Sex is the price women have to pay for marriage. Marriage is the price men have to pay for sex.
E: Getting married is like getting into a bath tub. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot!
F: I'm not attracted by a girl's mind....But by what she doesn't mind.
G: Guns don't kill people...Husbands who come home early kill people.
H: There are only two four letter words that are offensive to me - don't and stop...unless they are used together.
I: A tight dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises...without restricting the view.
J: Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy!
K: Her job is to bitch...Mine is to give her a reason!
