10 Reasons Cats Are
Better Than Men!
- Cats don't golf every Saturday.
- Cats won't say an outfit makes you look fat.
- Cats aren't interested in microbrews. (what is that anyway?)
- Cats don't golf on Sunday either.
- Cats treat your mom with respect.
- Cats don't leave the seat up.
- Cats aren't afraid of commitment.
- Cats don't think the Three Stooges are funny.
- Cats don't need constant attention.
- Cats don't worry about hair loss.
- But the top reason cats are better than men......
Cats can be neutered if they stray!
Cat Prayer
".....Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray this cushy life to keep.
I pray for toys that look like mice,
And sofa cushions, soft and nice.
I pray for gourmet kitty snacks,
And someone nice to scratch my back,
For windowsills all warm and bright,
For shadows to explore at night.
I pray I'll always stay real cool
And keep the secret feline rule
To never tell a human that
The world is really ruled by CATS!....."
